NOT THAT WIRE!!!
“Lessee, 300 foot ravine bridge, and I have a 100 yard bungee cord. 300 is more than 100, so there’s nothing to worry about.”
“Gasoline and a scrubbee pad will take soot off the chimney, no problem.”
“It’s just a sign. There’s no guard dog here.”
“Hand me a match, I wanna check the fuel level in the tank.”
“Of course we can make it across the tracks. The train is far enough away.”
Oh, what’s the harm in looking at the message board? Why is it called “Dope” in the first place?
Don’t worry, I’ve seen this done on TV a hundred times.
Is it red on yellow, kills a fellow?
I think this firework is a dud.
Betcha I CAN, too!
Sure we can cross before that train. EASY!
OH, SHI-!
How hard can it be to light a pilot light. You just turn on the gas, light a match a–
:waves hand wildly:
OH! I KNEW THAT!!! I REALLY DID!!!
What do you mean, “Wrong hole?”
Gee, I know how to kill a thread, I’ll just post…
In the same vein…
Just to save thinksnow…
“hey dragon shadow, i’m going to kill your th-”
“hey dragon shadow, get of straight dope NOW-”
[hijack]
So this is where we ended up, Dragon. Jeez my hands hurt from holding on… thanks for the lift (and the escape route) 
Waltzes off into a new thread.
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There… is… an… other… sky… walk… k… errrrr…
Oh, don’t worry about the expiration date.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-”
“Watch out!” “Why-”
“GRRRRRRR WOOF! WOOF! WO-”
“dragon shadow is a guy-”
(no, i’m not- this goes along with cougar’s)
“but mommy said i could play with this lighter!”
“wow! candy from a stranger! You’re soo nic-”
“Oh, I can’t possibly overdose the first time I take heroin.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Hey, you think you can shoot this empty beer can off the top of my head?”
“Hey, check this out, I learned how to breath fire!”
“Let me show you where my daddy keeps his gun.”
What train?
Just one mint…it’s wafer thin!