Yes, I think I already answered that one.
Was it food that would not spoil if thawed for a long period like popsicles?
No, it was all food that would spoil.
Was it food that you secretly hated that someone else (eg spouse) was determined to feed you because they love it, and now that it’s all spoiled you won’t have to eat it and won’t have to tell them you hate it?
If this isn’t the answer, it should be.
Forgot to @Chronos in my reply.
This would also explain why he’s doing this on his phone - to keep the other person from finding out.
No, it wasn’t food that I hated.
And I think that there are some wild geese in here… Who chased them in?
Were you expecting the freezer door to be open before you saw that it was?
Does “wild geese” refer to:
Actual birds?
Representations of birds, like a goose-shaped fridge magnet or something?
A product named “Wild Goose” or similar?
Metaphorical “wild geese,” e.g. something that might send you on a wild goose chase?
Catching up on a few questions I missed, now that I’m back on my computer (yay!):
No.
No.
No.
No.
No, I was not expecting it.
It refers to folks in this thread going off on a wild goose chase with some of their questions.
Did it indicate someone was home?
No. (extra characters)
Were you unable to open the door previously?
My thinking is that the door had iced closed and you were unable to open the door.
I was able to open it previously.
Was the freezer door open because the blasphemous creature you had built and kept in there had finally come to life and even now was rampaging across the countryside, raining terror and vengeance upon the ignorant fools who had mocked you for playing god?
No, but uncannily close.
Was the freezer door opened by something inside the freezer?
Did something shift in there when things melted to open the door?
Okay, wow. Now I’m afraid to guess.
Yes.
I think I’m going to have to answer this one with “no”.
Pet baby polar bear come out of hibernation and popped out to pick up the morning newspaper?
Had your pet cat/dog got into the freezer - so you were glad the door hadn’t closed
on them ?