Lateral Thinking Puzzles - third time is best!

Nope
The dip is made with a specific ingredient. I tell you it in the puzzle.

It is described as onion dip in the puzzle.

Do other ingredients in the dip matter? Is it made with yogurt? sour cream? Mayo? Other dairy? Only onions? other plants? Irrelevant?

Would the puzzle work with any other dip? Guacamole? Sour cream and chive?

Is the dip made with ingredients harvested from your lawn?

Nopers to all

Please be more specific. Nopers to all is a contradiction. I mean, you say both that the other ingredients don’t matter, and also that they are not irrelevant.

Are these lyrics to a song?

Other ingredients do not matter.
It only works with onion dip
Ingredients are not from my lawn.
Not the lyrics to a song.

Are you in a movie or show?

Is it French onion dip?

Nope

Nope. French onion uses dried onion. This dip is homemade onion dip.

Is it a particular kind of onion? Say, Walla Walla sweet onions?

Are you in the United States?

Yes a particular type of onion but not Walla Wallas
No I am not and especially not in Walla Walla

Is this kind of onion normally white? Yellow? Red? Purple?

Is the onion only grown in a limited area?

Did the person in the puzzle grow it themselves? buy it as locally grown? buy it as shipped in from outside the region?

Is it a long-day or a short-day onion?

ETA: does the onion have anything to do with the lawn?

It can be white or yellow.

Let’s say 1 region mainly
Not grown myself. It could have been but the reality of 2023 farming it was imported.
I believe it is a short day onion
No it does not.

OK. So we’re probably below 38 - 40º latitude, if the person can grow short day onions.

And we’re not in the United States. Are we in the Americas? Europe? Africa? Asia? Islands?

Yes

The region where these are grown is NOT the same as where I am.

So are you asking where the onions were grown or where I’m at?
I’ll make it easy
Onions are from the Americas
I am on islands

(slaps self) Bermuda onions. Bermuda grass. Bermuda shorts. Bermuda!

I’m having some chips and Bermuda onion dip for lunch. Later I’ll put on some Bermuda shorts to mow the Bermuda grass. Tonight our band plays and we hired Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz as our drummer.

Where am I?

Bermuda

OK. You said, if I read that right, that the onions “could have been” grown by the person; which to me meant that they were in the region, or one of the regions, where those onions do grow, even though in 2023 there weren’t any local ones available.

But nevertheless identifying the onions will help tell us where you are?

Aha! It does make sense after all!

Good one.