No.
Not really.
No, and I’m not sure what the significance of that would be.
Is it a greeting card?
No, it’s not a greeting card.
Does the thing contain information you didn’t know before?
Probably a little? I threw it away before I could check thoroughly.
Was the thing made of paper?
Yes, it was made of paper.
Were there words handwritten on it?
Were there words printed on it?
Far fetched questions:
Was the item a newspaper?
Did it show the current date?
Are you a time traveler?
Fortune cookie message?
Printed, but not handwritten.
No, no, and not in any way that’s relevant.
No.
Were the words the important part?
Did it have any monetary value (e.g. a gift card)?
Was its value personal (e.g. a note from someone you love)?
Was the paper folded? If so, is that important?
Was there an image in addition to the words?
Were the words the important part? Yes
Did it have any monetary value (e.g. a gift card)? No
Was its value personal (e.g. a note from someone you love)? No
Was the paper folded? If so, is that important? Not folded
Was there an image in addition to the words? Yes
Was it a business card?
If so, did it have contact info for the person who gave it to you?
Or info for someone else?
Not a business card.
New what? Thread or this puzzle? I asked about it being a boomerang if the puzzle.
Was it a cancellation notice? Like “no meeting tomorrow” or “we’re off for drinks tonight” or something?
Was it something you were happy to be done with, like your last work-related memo before vacation or final car payment or the flyer for an event that you’ve been working on for months?
Was the image a photo?
Was it a photo of a person?
Was it a photo of you?
Was the image a company logo?