Oh, they removed the letter c. Baby changing became baby hanging, and the doll was a hanged baby. As in gallows.
Aha! I bet that is it.
You got it!!! The “C” in changing was scratched off a few months back. The doll appeared once recently and is now gone; likely removed by store staff. The sign is still mislabelled. If one googles “baby hanging station” one can see this particular hijinks has appeared elsewhere. It made me laugh, I must admit.
I will go outside the norm here and give a riddle. This is easily Googleable, so resist the urge as always. I have it saved as an image, I hope this displays for you all. Feel free to ask and make guesses.
Here it is as plain text:
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I’ll pop. If you look at me, you’ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
An egg
No wait! A ring that turns you invisible.
No.
No.
The last line is “can you guess the riddle?” not “can you answer the riddle?”
I guess the riddle is
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I’ll pop. If you look at me, you’ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
No. In fact, feel free to replace guess with answer if it helps.
Does “pop” in this case mean “get a sudden loud reaction”?
Is “I” in the poem representing the letter “i”?
Yes.
No.
Is the last line the only relevant part?
I will say it is relevant, but I don’t think it is the exclusively relevant thing. Read the entire riddle.
Does it take some science knowledge to answer this?
No.
kkkk
Is alcohol involved?
Are bubbles involved?
My next question is: what does “kkkk” mean?!
No.
Just reaching the character limit to post.
Ah!
Can this thing be seen directly?
Is it a physical object?