Robert Furchgott. RIP.
(Insert “stiff” joke here.)
It must be really hard for his family right now.
I hope someone erects a monument for this man’s contribution to science.
De mortuis nil nisi boner.
My sympathy to the bereaved family. As we say here in England, keep your pecker up.
He’s gonna be stiff for more than 4 hours. Someone should call a doctor.
Over in the Deathpool, he is good for eight [del]inches[/del] points
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You guys are disgraceful. A man has died, his family is in shock and all you come up with are penis jokes. At a time when the entire family and his friends must be feeling** a little blue**…ooopps
I’m sorry I’m not more sensitive; I’ve just become very hardened over the years.
Unlike some guys.
Did Smilin’ Bob give the Eulogy?
Apparently he is going to be buried next to John Dillinger.
Don’t worry. He’ll rise again.
I hope they’ll be able to close the coffin.
Don’t worry, I sure some solution will rise up
That gets my vote too.
Nice one. 
However, just how well would this wood stand peckers?