“I’m so sorry… How did he die?”
“Well you know those ads where they say ‘if your erection persists for more than four hours’? Well, he didn’t seek immediate medical attention.”
We flew our flag at full mast for him.
I knew he’d be circumsized!
Will they also serve hot dogs, long johns, canolis, and (tube) steak?
The eulogy will be given by John Wayne Bobbit.
He won’t make it to the service, someone will cut him off on the freeway.
I know this guy’s grandson. He’s probably one of the best looking guys I’ve ever seen; he’s pretty much Viagra on the hoof. I have nothing else to say.