Watches “Dumbo” thinks he can fly so plucks feather from nearest bird and jumps off makeshift burning building.
Got lost spelunking in Aunti Em’s Coochie 
[size=1]Don’t hurt me, skip.**
Alternative deaths:
Landshark.
Spanish Inquisition
Ate diseased monkey brains
Vegemite sandwich.
testified against the mob.
Googled “goatse.”
Standing too close to the cookpot when Hannibal’s alpine expedition ran out of food.
Lucky shot in the top of the head by some poncy elf prince.
Failed his save.
As God is my witness, I thought elephants could fly.
Exploded on beach after catching an Alka Seltzer
Had the silly thing set on ‘reverse’.
Let his birth certificate expire.
Looked into the laser beam with remaining eye.
Hit by ball lightning
Mad cow disease
Cannibalism
Bricked into the wall of a wine cellar
Inhaling helium
Not wearing a seatbelt
She tried to use the wrong sheep as a tampon.
Tissue mismatch in heart transplant procedure.
FLACOD Or does that only happen to donkeys?