here are a few that were used on me:
wanna make gravy?
wanna get naked? (i asked the guy if that ever worked and he said it did)
let’s do the wet grind
lots of others but i can’t think of any.
Oh yeah and in the words of Margeret Cho: Stick it in!!
Here are a couple that have been used on me,
Wanna make gravy? (ewww)
Wanna get naked? (I asked the guy if this line ever worked and he said it did)
Wanna do the wet grind?
Q: Can you smile like a doughnut?
R: No, but in your case I can smile like a cheerio.
…and in the immortal words of Margeret Cho: Stick it it!
Her: “You’re the second best lover I ever had.”
Me: “Really. What did the best guy do differently?”
Her: “Nothing. He just had a bigger dick.”
Grrrrrrr.
Oh jesus that is disgusting. ::::shivers:::: Oh I am never ever going to stop thinking about that. Thanks AR. ::::shivers::::
“Could you hold still, you’re gonna make me spill my beer.”
Me: I love you
Him: I love Linux
Him: Aren’t you scared that you’re gonna burn in hell if you don’t come to Jesus?
Me: And, what, I’m supposed to put out now?
Beige… I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.
“Oh, that’s just my yeast infection.”
“You know, I think I’m more into girls right now.”
This HAPPENED to my roommate. He really could not feel the other guy. And of course it was anal sex, which means it’s even worse.
We Have A Winner
Her: “Do these pants make my butt look big?”
Him: “It’s not the pants, it’s all that fat! Did you take out the garbage?”
My friend, a heterosexual male, whispered this into the ear of a girl he was hoping to break up with soon, during the middle of doggie style sex:
“I’m pretending you’re a guy”
I dare anyone to look up the word “smegma” in the dictionary. (As I barf.)
My gf said once that she ran across some sort of British card that referred to the act as “rumpy-pumpy.” That sure gets the imagination going.
And should you use http://www.m-w.com to look up the definition of “smegma,” be sure to check out the 10 Most Popular Smegma-Related Sites.
“Honey, thanks for those naked pictures. My website’s gotten a ton of hits thanks to them.”
To respond specifically to the thread title, I’d think just about anything a man/woman said to me would be unromantic.
I’ve committed any number of faux pas in bed. Once a girlfriend complimented me, “You sure have a big dick!”
So I returned the favor thusly: “You sure have a big pussy!”
I don’t really wonder why I’m still single.
“This is Telbus. You have reached stop 520-3249. Line 78, Laurendeau, heading west. Next bus at 18:34…”
Awwww…poor matt…I’m sorry sweetie. I can’t think of any reason why anyone would give you a fake number. I know I’m secretly in love with you…::::wink wink::::