Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you!

[Flamsterette_X]

I left behind more stuff about these people whose idea was to invite the whole family to go with them on their honeymoon (strange), and got this:

Reveal your darkest secret.

Maybe I will, and maybe I won’t!

[Munch]

Feeling the need…the pimp reached around to extinguish her torch. Again, the tunnel is in darkness and smells of the hot breath of the pimp. Mmmmm…chicken skin and mashed potatos.

If I had to guess, I’d guess dalovindj.

[Winnowill]

Hmm.

Love your neighbor as yourself…give your children a hug even if you are angry…tell someone you love that you love them before the close of this day as tomorrow is not promised to anyone…you may never get another chance!

I don’t have children, and I don’t know my neighbors. I DID tell my cats I love them this morning. I don’t think they cared.

[Biggirl]

*Originally posted by Flamsterette_X *
**I left behind something about why people would choose to tag along on other people’s honeymoons, and got this in return:

I’m guessing this is one of yours, Biggirl. **

Nu-uh. Mr.Cynical eats biggirls like me as before breakfast snacks. Well, I really don’t know who he eats before breakfast, but I try to make sure it ain’t me.

Nope, no one’s got any of mine so far.

[madonnaman]

I just got:

If I were to lick Cecil’s face, I wonder what he would taste like.

Hmm… salted cod? Mango chutney? Camembert?

[Kat]

I just got:

You don’t just quote bad movie lines… you quote them badly.

Which one of you has been spying on me? looks around suspiciously

[Flamsterette_X]

I just got:

You should be ashamed of yourself! Maybe you should put a bit more clothes on before booting up… after all… Big Brother is watching!

Hey! I have a T-shirt and shorts on, all right?

Then I got this:

I’m a college student, and right now, it’s Finals. Blegch. It’s a pretty tense time of year. I hope you’re doing well whomever you are. I’m doing okay, but I feel overloaded and a little under-appreciated. I guess I’m just a little down today b/c my parents are getting divorced, and I started the day wrong by reading the news. Apparently, the cardinal blames priest petophilia in America on homosexuality (over 90% of petifiles are heterosexual), and the Bush Administration has re-difined fetuses as “unborn children” in an effort to protect them under the law and make abortions illegal again. Oh well, everyone suports him because we were attacked, as though thats a patriotic thing to do. It bothers me when people ignore their political views to be patriotic. The reason why America is so great is because we are never satisfied, and we continually struve toward a better equality and a better life, not because we all have the same point of view. Divided, we challenge ourselves to become better.

Challenging myself to become better… yeah, that’s what I need to do.

[madonnaman]

I got:

BONER Boner BONER BONER BONER BONER!!!

Oh, how mature. :wally

[Flamsterette_X]

Well, I just got:

Rikki Tikki Tembo No Sa Rembo Cheri Beri Buchi Pip Peri Pembo (or however you say his name) has fallen into the well!

[Kat]

I just got:

I am going home to Reigor a beautiful planet in what you call the Andromeda galaxy. I cannot stay here any longer because I find that not only are humans totally uncivilised they also smell abominably. Your attempts at masking this disgusting odour I have to tell you fail miserably. Yours sincerely with peg on nose, Friendly Alien

[_your_name_here]

“member, staff, prong, rod, pole, stick, meat… How dare you look at my shopping list!”

…different…

[_your_name_here]

and i just got my own…weird…

[Flamsterette_X]

Well, I just got this:

I feel that seeking wisdom in a place such as this is unlikely to be fruitful. Still, I might be surprised; perhaps I will receive a message that will forever change my life when I press that button. I rather doubt it though :). As for you… I rather doubt you will find this message life changing, either. Still, I should be able to offer some sort of wisdom… um… okay, how about this: The first step on the way to becoming objective, is to realize that you’re not. It’ll have to do.

I guess that’s good for starters…

On “refresh”, I got this:

I just sold a quarter pound of weed in an hour. Not bad for a white boy, huh?

Ah, one of them stoners…

[Tripler]

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

I get a Pantene commercial?

Tripler
Don’t hate me because I’m not beautiful!!

[Gozu_Tashoya]

instability: HEY MAY B WE SHD make A concept album SUM DAY N like WE will have alter egos N shit johnnygoat: k johnnygoat: i will be mr. mocha n u will be mrs. mocha. instability: like… i cld be PepperMartillogical and u cld be Logic Mocha… instability: NO instability: I will NOT BE THA fold instability: FUX U johnnygoat: o johnnygoat: hm… johnnygoat: wait… instability: Logichoricek… or some shit… instability: Logichorek, rather. johnnygoat: okay… my first instinct was to call them the mocha brothers… johnnygoat: so, like, they could be twins… instability: oh yeah… twins… johnnygoat: CUZ WE R LIKE TWIN SISTAZ RITE EXCEPT NOW WE NO FOLDZ SUX instability: YEH instability: BUT C MY ideeea WUZ like balance U no… OUR opposites colliding AND checking each other 2 make Johnny Goat. U NO johnnygoat: i should note that i didnt actually have characters named mocha or anything before… instability: like… see… my peppermint anti logic contrasts your licorice logic… or something. instability: heh. johnnygoat: um yeh johnnygoat: peppermint magic. instability: it’ll be one fucked up candyland. johnnygoat: yuh… i only had characters named napoleon n elba rite… johnnygoat: that iz much less lame johnnygoat: m… instability: and our album shd be really long 2… instability: i mean… timewise… johnnygoat: as opposed to what? instability: as opposed to trackwise. johnnygoat: k instability: cos one of my albums there… it has a lot of tracks… but like 3 or 4 of them are going to be really short interludes… instability: or some shit. johnnygoat: yeh. instability: i mean… like a song could be like… a really fluffy airy… synthy dreamy lush trax… with like… 3 minutes or so of vocals spread out… a minute here… a minute there… over like 8 minutes of song… instability: wouldn’t that rox? instability: and it’d be about candy… and logic… instability: yeah… the songs could be named after different sugary snack items… johnnygoat: maybe we’re siamese twins… and we’re connected at our crotch… instability: and there could be different little interludes like… “snax breax 1” johnnygoat: ding. instability: our sugary crotch… johnnygoat: man…

Great, I got a drunk post. :rolleyes:

[Flamsterette_X]

I got this rather long-winded “conversation”: (note: slightly edited for better readability)

instability: HEY MAY B WE SHD make A concept album SUM DAY N like WE will have alter egos N sht
johnnygoat: k
johnnygoat: i will be mr. mocha n u will be mrs. mocha.
instability: like… i cld be PepperMartillogical and u cld be Logic Mocha…
instability: NO
instability: I will NOT BE THA fold
instability: FX U
johnnygoat: o
johnnygoat: hm…
johnnygoat: wait…
instability: Logichoricek… or some sht…
instability: Logichorek, rather.
johnnygoat: okay… my first instinct was to call them the mocha brothers…
johnnygoat: so, like, they could be twins…
instability: oh yeah… twins…
johnnygoat: CUZ WE R LIKE TWIN SISTAZ RITE EXCEPT NOW WE NO FOLDZ SUX
instability: YEH
instability: BUT C MY ideeea WUZ like balance U no… OUR opposites colliding AND checking each other 2 make Johnny Goat. U NO
johnnygoat: i should note that i didnt actually have characters named mocha or anything before…
instability: like… see… my peppermint anti logic contrasts your licorice logic… or something.
instability: heh.
johnnygoat: um yeh
johnnygoat: peppermint magic.
instability: it’ll be one fcked up candyland.
johnnygoat: yuh… i only had characters named napoleon n elba rite…
johnnygoat: that iz much less lame
johnnygoat: m…
instability: and our album shd be really long 2…
instability: i mean… timewise…
johnnygoat: as opposed to what?
instability: as opposed to trackwise.
johnnygoat: k
instability: cos one of my albums there… it has a lot of tracks… but like 3 or 4 of them are going to be really short interludes…
instability: or some sh*t.
johnnygoat: yeh.
instability: i mean… like a song could be like… a really fluffy airy… synthy dreamy lush trax… with like… 3 minutes or so of vocals spread out… a minute here… a minute there… over like 8 minutes of song…
instability: wouldn’t that rox?
instability: and it’d be about candy… and logic…
instability: yeah… the songs could be named after different sugary snack items…
johnnygoat: maybe we’re siamese twins… and we’re connected at our crotch…
instability: and there could be different little interludes like… “snax breax 1”
johnnygoat: ding.
instability: our sugary crotch…
johnnygoat: man…

I don’t know what to say, honestly… :rolleyes:

So I did it again, and got one of my own messages back. Tried it again, only to get this:

Star Trekin’ across the universe Boldly going forward 'cause we can’t find reverse…

[Flamsterette_X]

Hey, I got the same thing as KKB… very weird message, to say the least.

Here is what I got on this go-round:

if it wasn’t for disappointment, i wouldn’t have any appointment.

Perhaps…

[lel]

I must say, this has been one of my favorites.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Just waiting for “C” now…

[lel]

Hey, thanks whoever you may be!

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Oh yes, and I also got…

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[yosemite]

I got these:

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows when you came home.”

“So. What do like to do?” “Play chess…screw…” “Let’s play chess.”

someone said: “i go forth niow in search of things that will not rust” my response: 1. It’s “now”, not “niow” 2. I hear good things about stainless steel…

“Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A fuckin’ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?!”

No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you! You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

(This is from “Gone with the Wind”, BTW.)

Socialism is principally flawed because it does not respect basic human rights of the individual. Protest by wearing green on May Day.

That’s enough for now.