When Jesus returns, sheated and armored in a sixty-foot-tall gleaming jetblack Jesus-shaped deathmecha, which itself will be encased in a six-hundred foot-tall Jesus-shaped giant robot which is nested in even larger robots as needed, I’m pretty sure that Bob Jones University will be the first place to fall beneath the cleansing scourge of the holy nuclear fire of his mouth-launched plasma sword–and that thing hits even harder than that fish shotgun
Yes, it is, Sue. According to The Phobia List, clinophobia is a fear of beds or going to bed.
I just tried the site again, and got this:
Nedia wants to slap your big fat butt.
Not what I had in mind.
I got
So, does anyone know? It’s killing me!
Okay, who did it?
**It is through force of will that our desires are made manifest. **
and
**I love the SDMB. It loves me too… www.boards.straightdope.com <— **
Well, I know I did this the last time I was there…
but I didn’t add “It loves me too…”
Yea! An anonymous horiscope.:rolleyes:
Melissa
Life is wonderful! Though it might not always feel like it, you never know what amazing person, situation and thing is right around the corner. When you feel like all is black and dark, take the time to look at the beauty of the natural world. Where ever you may be you can find beauty. Have a wonderful day! Love to you
Rather inspiring, doncha think?
Hmm…
(offtopic)
He freaked out whenever he heard the names of candy bars or states. He stabbed her because he thought she was going to say “New Jersey”. Happily, she survived.
(/offtopic)
That’s what I was thinking of, but couldn’t remember what it was! Thanks! 
Just a warning: sometimes you will get this:
I have no idea what they think is too short, but keep it in mind! (one-word entries are too short, as are some four-word entries… weird)
This is what I got on my most recent visit:
I have no life, therefore I can spend all day and night on the site! 
Weird
I got:
‘My husband should be home in two hours. I should have done something constructive today.’
Another return visit:
Hmmm… I don’t know about that…
I think someone else got the same message as [b[Flamsterette**, because the one I just got says:
Another one:
I got:
My husband should be home soon. That is cool! My cat drives a staiton wagon!
and:
please step away from the tram car. step away from the tram car. now leave the tram alone. tell that migdet queen to get away from the tram car!
Weird.
Friday night and I’m highly amused by The Anonymous Message Server. Is this sad?
Newest message received:
Have you looked at things from your dad’s point of view? No? Then try talking to him. We can’t make him stop, because I’m probably not on the same continent as you, yadda yadda.
I’ve used the link feature twice and both times ended up on an adult DVD site, so I don’t think I’ll try again.
Our Cecil, who art in Chicago, hallowed by thy name Thy column come, thy will be done on the message board as it is in The Reader And give us this day our daily threads And forgive us our flames, as we forgive those who flame against us And lead us not into Ignorance But deliver us from vos Savant.
Thats what I just got.
What a question…