Leave anonymous messages for the people who visit this site immediately after you!

[Daoloth]

*Originally posted by Broken Doll *
**I got: "Hannelores Tag ist grau denn Helmut Kohl schl‰gt seine Frau. "

Can someone translate it for me? **

Using my basic German, I get, “Hannelores Day is gray then Helmut Kohl hit his woman.”

[Flamsterette_X]

Just got this:

Why are we here?

Don’t know… sounds pretty deep to me!

[Cazzle]

Well, I just got

If one more person metions that asshole, Cecil, I’m going to spam the fuck out of your lame message board. Go away pencil neck

Coincidence? I think not. Unless there’s a club of Cecils who are connected with messageboards.

[Infectious_Lass]

Hey, I just got this-
If one more person metions that asshole, Cecil, I’m going to spam the fuck out of your lame message board. Go away pencil neck

What a rude person!!
:eek: I’m traumatised for life, or something. :wally (always wanted to use that smiley…)

[Infectious_Lass]

Aggggggh! someone else got it already!!!

But at least I got to use that smiley!

Oh I’m embarrassed now…cry

[sleeplessinseattle]

I got- I don’t have a potty mouth. I don’t drink toilet water. Clever children.

[Mockingbird]

Someone was creative:

I think dwarves come out of my pussy at night to eat my cookies. Then they do a little jig as they sing “Karma Chameleon.” I think their a vaginal dwarvish militia, I’m scared. I’m wearing a metal chastity belt to keep them in. I really have to pee bad. But if I take it off to pee, they’re going to storm the city, and it will be all my fault. And I have to poo. We won’t even discuss the evil that is in there. I’ve not heard them, nor have I seen anything missing, but the evil poison gas attacks they use to get at the dwarves is nasty! I’ve tried a douche and a suppository to get rid of the lot. It never helps. I think that is because the fairies that hide in m=y nipples wants the hostilities to go on. Perhaps they want to see who wins, and then they will decide to take them on as their lovers. My other five personalities don’t agree with me on this. They all have their own opinions, including Tasha, who thinks that some DVDA would handle the problem just fine. Daddy offered to get three of his friends to join him in helping me, but I’m only 12, and I’m afraid of getting stretched out. Daddy’s dick is already big enough, and I don’t think the baby would live through DVDA. Wait. Tasha’s 12. I’m 23. I can take the DVDA. I should tell Daddy to get his friends before the fairies, dwarves, and ass pirates attack me to keep me as their hostage and host.

Anyone wanna own this?

[Tansu]

I got “Carpe diem. Live for the day. Experience every moment.”

I feel somehow let down.

[Kat]

I just got:

how many ppl do you think are hitting this site right now, and from where??? hmmmm??

So far, I don’t see anyone reporting having gotten one of my messages.

[Flamsterette_X]

I just got:

asdfasdf asdf sdf asd dh 4ay 4agh 4g agf

That made no sense whatsoever, so I had to try again:

I love the feeling after a long and hard cry… it is as though you are cleansed. It is worth whatever hard life lesson made the tears flow…

Now that made tons more sense!

[Wolfian]

ha i’ve been saying it since i was four ever since i saw willy wonka and the chocolate factory

Okay…

[Erika]

I got: i don’t have any scars on my ears

[Erika]

Wait! even better: I love my towel. But it ate my dog.

[Flamsterette_X]

I got:

These pretzels are making me thirsty…

Maybe because they’re really salty? Drink something and you’ll feel better!

[Guinastasia]

I got:

“Basically we should stop doing those things that are destructive to the environment, other creatures, and ourselves and figure out new ways of existing.” Moby

See if you can’t get mine!

[Flamsterette_X]

Well, Guin, I don’t know… it depends if yours was:

Staci hurt me, and I can’t be friends with her anymore

… Was it? Possibly not, but there have been times when I’ve got my own messages spit back at me, as Nenya_Elizabeth has noted earlier on in this thread.

[lel]

Well, Guin, I got someone who is trying to get yours…

Okay, Guin… I’m up for it!

[Flamsterette_X]

That would be me, immediately after reading Guin’s post.

[Daoloth]

Isn’t “These pretzels are making me thirsty” a line from the Simpson’s?

[DarkWriter]

*Originally posted by Daoloth *
**Isn’t “These pretzels are making me thirsty” a line from the Simpson’s? **

Seinfeld.