Well, I just put:
and got this back:
Sound familiar to anyone?
This sounds more than a little redundant:
And here’s this nice little riff off the disclaimer at the bottom of the page:
Disclaimer: The anonymous message on this page does not necessarily reflect the views of the management. (YES IT DOES) If the message has made you feel in any way offended, queasy, or light-headed please do not yell at us. (WE’LL YELL BACK) And don’t operate heavy farm machinery for the next couple hours. (I’M RIDING A TRACTOR RIGHT NOW) Thank you and have a nice day.(YEAH, NICE )
Yay!
Flamsterette_X, I did the riff on the disclaimer
Rock on! I got a straight dope cross-over post message!
“You could prosper in the field of medical research”
i keep getting my own messages back.
Qwisp
April 29, 2002, 5:16am
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I keep getting this stupid message trying to “save” me
I’M TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU AS IF YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD. I HAVE FOUND THE TREASURE OF A LIFETIME AND I WANT TO SHARE IT! JESUS CHRIST HAS HAS AFFECTED MY LIFE SO PROFOUNDLY THAT I DESIRE EVERYONE EXPERIENCE HIS AWESOME LOVE IN THEIR LIVES. “YOU” ARE SO VERY PRECIOUS TO HIM AND HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW THIS. JESUS LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE SUFFERED AND DIED ON THE CROSS SO YOU COULD LIVE FOREVER WITH HIM IN HEAVEN. THAT IS “THE GOOD NEWS”…THAT HE PUT AN END TO DEATH! WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD THREE DAYS AFTER HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR US, HE SHOWED US WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO US IF WE FOLLOWED HIM. TO FOLLOW JESUS IS…BASICALLY…TO LOVE GOD ABOVE EVERYTHING AND TO LOVE EVERYONE AS JESUS HAS LOVED US! PLEASE OPEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS…HE IS WAITING FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN…BUT HE WILL NEVER FORCE HIMSELF UPON YOU! WHAT CAN YOU LOSE? IF YOU DIE AND JESUS ISN’T THERE (AS some MAY THINK),YOU LOSE NOTHING BY BELIEVING IN HIM. BUT IF JESUS “IS” THERE (AS I AM “CERTAIN” HE IS) YOU’LL SPEND ALL OF ETERNITY REGRETTING THAT YOU DID NOT BELIEVE IN THE JESUS CHRIST WHO LOVES YOU SO DEARLY. THE CHOICE IS YOURS…YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN BY BELIEVING IN JESUS, YOUR SAVIOR. TAKE A GIANT LEAP OF FAITH, WON’T YOU? YOU’LL NEVER, NOW AND THROUGH ETERNITY, REGRET IT!!! LOVE, YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST, CAROL-- PS…-YOU MAY EVEN WISH TO COPY, PASTE THIS OR WRITE YOUR OWN MESSAGE OF LOVE FOR HUMANITY BY PASSING THE “GOOD NEWS” ON TO OTHERS!
I may just have to convert to Buddism (I hope that’s spelled right , I’m too tired to look it up)
shit, i got that one too…
i think i’ll look into buddhism too.
That was you? Cool! Wicked Blue , that was brilliant! Or at least, it made me laugh… that was great!
I just visited it again, and got this:
I’M TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU AS IF YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD. I HAVE FOUND THE TREASURE OF A LIFETIME AND I WANT TO SHARE IT! JESUS CHRIST HAS HAS AFFECTED MY LIFE SO PROFOUNDLY THAT I DESIRE EVERYONE EXPERIENCE HIS AWESOME LOVE IN THEIR LIVES. “YOU” ARE SO VERY PRECIOUS TO HIM AND HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW THIS. JESUS LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE SUFFERED AND DIED ON THE CROSS SO YOU COULD LIVE FOREVER WITH HIM IN HEAVEN. THAT IS “THE GOOD NEWS”…THAT HE PUT AN END TO DEATH! WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD THREE DAYS AFTER HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR US, HE SHOWED US WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO US IF WE FOLLOWED HIM. TO FOLLOW JESUS IS…BASICALLY…TO LOVE GOD ABOVE EVERYTHING AND TO LOVE EVERYONE AS JESUS HAS LOVED US! PLEASE OPEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS…HE IS WAITING FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN…BUT HE WILL NEVER FORCE HIMSELF UPON YOU! WHAT CAN YOU LOSE? IF YOU DIE AND JESUS ISN’T THERE (AS some MAY THINK),YOU LOSE NOTHING BY BELIEVING IN HIM. BUT IF JESUS “IS” THERE (AS I AM “CERTAIN” HE IS) YOU’LL SPEND ALL OF ETERNITY REGRETTING THAT YOU DID NOT BELIEVE IN THE JESUS CHRIST WHO LOVES YOU SO DEARLY. THE CHOICE IS YOURS…YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN BY BELIEVING IN JESUS, YOUR SAVIOR. TAKE A GIANT LEAP OF FAITH, WON’T YOU? YOU’LL NEVER, NOW AND THROUGH ETERNITY, REGRET IT!!! LOVE, YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST, CAROL-- PS…-WRITE YOUR OWN MESSAGE OF LOVE FOR HUMANITY BY PASSING THE “GOOD NEWS” ON TO OTHERS!
Rather long salvation message, don’t you think?
Then I gotr another long one:
dexter coltrane (not his real name, just a name my friend and i came up with), is a big, drippy, smelly, yeast-infected pussy. he went AWOL from the army because he has no friends. he tried to lay low for six months as he squandered his pay on CDs and snacks (seriously, he spent $20 at the video store on snacks alone). and last week, he went back, to clear things up. under normal circumstances, his ass should be in prison, where he gets raped in the ass by a 3’ 4", 428 lb. black plumber named tiny. or he should have at least received a dishonerable dicharge. and he would have. his superiors screamed and cursed at him, threatening to throw his ass in prison. but NOOOOO! his sister, who had been in the army before (and actually completed her duty), called his superiors and bitched them out. so they got scared, let him off the hook, PUT HIM BACK ON PAYROLL, AND MAY EVEN LET HIM GO, WITH NO FUCKING PUNISHMENT!!! THIS IS AMERICA, PEOPLE! WE ARE BEING DEFENDED BY A BUNCH OF SPINELESS COWARDS WHO CAN HANDLE A LOWLY PRIVATE’S BIG SISTER! i think i will move to canada.
Whoa! :eek: That’s Pit-worthy stuff right there! (or at least, it would belong there if posted as an OP)
Three times lucky… let’s hope I don’t receive a long one this time!
Sounds good to me!
By the way, irkenDoom , that happens sometimes… keep trying till you get something original! Hopefully, it won’t take too long!
that bit about dexter… that was me! whoa…
In the spirit of anonymity, I left a message discussing (non-graphically) my first experience with…um…(blush)…anonymous sex. In return, I recieved:
Could it possibly be that there’s a joke in there somewhere, madonnaman ? Maybe, maybe not… interesting, to say the least.
irkenDoom , that’s cool in a way! Let’s see what I’ll get when I hit the site yet again…
Oh, shut up…
By the way, if anyone gets any messages about bubble gum, that would be me!
well, i was thinking about saving my rant for the pit, but i’m sort of new. that, and haven’t posted in seven months. but it’s really cool that a doper got to read it!
To put them in the proper order, I got Flamsterette_X ’s message, and Wicked Blue got mine.
*Originally posted by irkenDoom *
Well, welcome back! I got to read it… hehehehe.
Just visited it again:
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I got the second one that you had, cazzle . For a second, I thought you might have left it there, since you’re into names as well! still haven’t checked that site out yet, but will get to it soon; really!)
On “refresh”, I got:
[wuote]I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
Damn… excuse the typo that resulted in miscoding! What I meant to say was:
I think I should go to bed soon, maybe…
One more time for the road:
Okay… do I really want to know?
(and definitely something that, were it posted as an OP on these boards, would belong in GD and not MPSIMS)
