"Leave Donald Alone!" Pleads His Press Secretary

What, with HIS diet?

He produces either explosive diarrhea, or stenching logs with the density of a neutron star.

He talks his out.

Life accordion to Trump.

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Couldn’t you adopt another posting eccentricity, like “post shortened” or “regards”? .

shrug If it’s not interesting enough for him to say a few words on whatever-it-is*, it’s not interesting enough for me to click on his link.
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I haven’t the foggiest, but I half expect patronizing exasperation as my son, the Err Apparent, explains to his hopelessly outdated Dad why I absolutely have to get one yesterday. Whatever the hell it is.

DOS was good enough for Lincoln!

<Dons ceremonial hairpiece>
“Low energy life forms that stole our carbon dioxide and did nothing but make oxygen, which by the way is highly overrated. A total disaster. Loser environmentalists still crying, can’t accept that DJT made them exctinct. Sad!”

<In unison> “SAD!!!”

Geez, Louise people. :smack: Let’s try not to nitpick each other to death, ok?

It says:

It’s much easier than writing a thousand words.

Their messiah would say it’s sad.

There are 23 House Democrats (and counting) who will definitely be leaving Trump alone at his inauguration.

Does it really matter? It sends automatically, but if it REALLY bothers you, I’ll delete it for this post. Better? Does it make the quote more meaningful now?

Thank you, ThelmaLou. For those who can’t be bothered to click on a link, I say: first world problems.

For those who just want to post contextless links, I say: Twitter.

If only.

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Bikers for Trump

Show that picture to ten thousand randomly selected Earthlings, anywhere and everywhere… More than nine thousand, their first thought will be “American”. Nine thousand nine hundred if he were carrying a gun.

and very unfair :smiley:

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