"Leave Donald Alone!" Pleads His Press Secretary

This word you use, “contract”? This is not the way of the Trump.

I can seriously see into the future:

5:43 am: “Had a tremendous dump. Very large and full of nuts and corn. Media jealous.”

(Republican sycophants: “It’s great that he speaks his mind. The world is a better place for knowing about Trump’s bowel movements”)

:dubious: You’re conveniently forgetting that the previous president, your earlier Republican fave George W. Bush, left office with a net loss of nearly half a million jobs over the 8 years of his administration, even though the US population also kept on growing during that time.

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But like I said, all of that’s beside the point.
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What you mean is that “all of that” embarrassingly undermines your point.

Obama, for all his many flaws, is an intelligent politician who’s been working steadily on economic recovery from the disastrous Bush years, and the net gain of millions of jobs over the course of his administration is one of the effects of that.

Trump is a shrewd showman and huckster who doesn’t know anything about economic policy, but he is very adept at talking up mediocre achievements to make poorly-informed people think that they’re something amazing. Which is why, as I noted, Trump has done orders of magnitude more ostentatious bragging about the few hundred or few thousand jobs that he can claim some kind of partial credit for than Obama’s done about the millions of jobs that his administration’s economic policies have been crucial in helping create.

This is the definition of great satire: I can’t figure out whether to laugh or cry.

Satire - B. Kliban

I got this thread late but… that’s funny.

For anybody else, it would be. Arnold for his part, replied with a nice subtle bit of sarcasm.

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I prefer this.

“Epidemic Of Kitten Kidnappings Traced To Confused Trump Supporters”

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Oh, hell no! He should be encouraged to tweet more.

Maybe so. I wonder how he will tinkle—I mean, tweet about this one?

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True or false: there was a character named Trump in a 1950’s TV episode who promised he could build a wall to save a town from the end of the world.

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True or false: John Irving’s novel The Water-Method Man is about a guy named Bogus Trumper who has a congenitally narrow urinary tract and whose doctor recommends he drink a lot of water before and after having sex to flush it out and avoid infections.

Does the man also have orange skin?
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It depends on the lighting maybe?

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A classic! It’s been used on everyone since Gerald Ford!

(And how about “But I wish I was a dog. And Truman was a tree.” Updated for every President since!)

Granpa? What’s a “tree”?