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That’s what closed captioning is for. It’s also handy for shows with accents you’re not used to, too loud background music, people talking over each other, and mumblers.
Yahoo Answers is like a Bizarro Straight Dope Message Board after it took a couple bullets to the cranium. It makes YouTube comments looks like PhD dissertations.
It’s become a great source of entertainment for me, I especially recommend the “Religion & Spirituality” section.
But I wouldn’t worry about the nutty conspiracy posts there, these guys have always been out there. Now they’re at a place where we can make fun of them and they’ll see it without being able to find our homes and shave our cats. I see that as a plus.
That is a great photo. I thought I looked like a madman until I saw that photo.
Crap! I was just thinking I would start wearing hats and make that my thing and I wanted to wear a beret. Do you think a fedora would be safe?
I’d stay away from blue ones.
I notice none of you have addressed the pungent observation about the “several thousands and thousands of caskets found scattered in large areas all across America, why would we need so many caskets?”
wHY indeed?
And while you are making snide comments about the sanity of those who warn about FEMA camps, rest assured: when the chemtrails take full effect and vaccines have turned you all into drooling zombies, you’ll be laughing out of the other side of your asses.
Littering is bad?
Yea, the FEMA camp thing was widespread enough to get a few mentions in X-Files movie, so its at least a decade old.
Kinda makes me wonder what the conspiracy theorists think is taking them so long. I mean, it seems like kinda a waste of money and resources to set up your fully staffed and equipped concentration camp and then just sorta sit on it for 15 years without, err, concentrating anyone in it.
I checked out the action on a conspiracy forum, where folks were up in arms over a rumor that Ventura’s FEMA show wouldn’t be aired. One poster said “If it doesn’t air, we can assume the FEMA camps are real!”
Surprisingly, now that it’s aired no one is saying that means the story is a phony. 
Oh, and the naysayers are undoubtedly “embedded forum agents”. Also, we are all alien/primate hybrids, which explains a lot if you ask me.
If we’re all zombies we won’t need caskets, Mr. Smartypants! Ha! Foiled you with my logic.
u r obviously an embedded forum agent.
No logic required.
Whoa, I saw her going In Through The Out Door. I’m so glad no one shot her.
The New York Giants could be in trouble.
Was Rense the inspiration for the Woody Harrelson character in 2012?
Who can forget Jerry Springer, mayor/councilman of Cincinnati, news anchorman, and JFK political strategist?
This is the only part of the OPs quote that I can conclusively confirm. There’s an area just down the street from me that has probably a thousand caskets scattered around in it. It’s completely fenced off (although its gate security seems to be pretty lax). Big, black cars drive in and out of it all day, and there’s a lot of earth-moving equipment stored in a garage near the back. Every once in a while, I catch a glimpse of a handful of people in dark suits meeting together inside. Otherwise, it’s eerily quiet and empty.
“Side effects may include: Ass-laughing zombification…”