Leave Your Drinks In Their Upright Position

You’d think that that would be a dandy title for a “Daily Show” riff on the drunken pilot blow-up. But it’s not – it’s CNN Headline News! Seems kind of sarcastic for a news channel.

Damn…I opened this hoping you were organizing a BADfest!

You’re right though, I’ve noticed since HLN did their big switch (which isn’t really that different) it’s been a bit wittier. Yesterday as they went to commercial they noted it was Fred Snyder of the B-52’s birthday, then sat there shuffling paper with uncomfortable looks on their faces while “Planet Claire” blasted through the studio.

Well, I suppose I COULD organize a Dopefest … or, at the very least, send one lurching into motion until someone more decisive actually crystallizes the plans.