Leaving O a Jet MMP

[kopek]

First off: from last week

@carnivorousplant

Inches away from death, and you are jocular.
How does Martin Luther come into this? We aren’t grilling theses.

But maybe a Pope or two?

@dogbutler

Remember my friedn Clare from the Pittsburgh Convention? She literally attracts flame ups from grills. She lost both eyebrows and a bang one tailgate.

I do remember her! Sometimes its hard to remember that was years ago and not weeks ago ----- much fun with odd characters was had by all.

@Spiderman

Ruble, can you man the pumps & I’ll handle the hose. Remember to over-pressurize, just to be [del]safe[/del] more entertained.

You know, you can put out fires with the proper use of explosives. With it being Plant and all ------------

@Sahirrnee

Always remember - you control your online experience. If you want to get rid of somebody - poof - you send them to the cornfield.
I wish that feature was available in real life.

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@dogbutler

The Authorities tend to frown on that sort of thing IRL.

Only if they find out. Or so I read once --------- in a newspaper. Yeah, that’s right ---- a newspaper.