Wow…makes me wish I was a lesbian…well, almost…
whoo boy. 
Feel free to post your stories anytime.
Oh, and if you need any soft butch dyke-type characters, I might know someone who is available… 
Yes, Surg, I wrote those.
Oh my! The room temperature seemed to go up several degrees. Oh yoo hoo, Mrs. Archer…
And she wrote it for ME!
Thanks again, hon…I absolutely loved it.
I love it, Anthracite. That is beautiful. I hope you don’t mind that I printed it out for posterity. Do you regularly write stories and are they collected anywhere? I would love to read more of your writings.
Not much to say other than that was really really good.
Great, just great! - now I’ll have to stay behind my desk for who knows how long. Thanks a bundle! 
Seriously: That was pretty good! - not that an unwashed furriner like yours truly could ever truly appreciate the subtleties, but it works. The subdued language actually makes it work better…
S. Norman
:eek: :eek: :eek:
WOW!
WHEW!
No wonder your interveiw went well, Falcon! 
I’d have to say that although the story is well written it would have been better sent through an email to the person it was meant for. I’m a little surprised that Falcon wanted it published for the board.
Then again I guess it’s really not any worse than the naughty love letters that were done.
Bravo Anth!
Anthracite: you now owe me three tissues. Thank you very much.
Una/Anthracite, your story is not mundane.
Your story is not pointless.
Your story is very well done.
We need a new forum for more of your stories.
Well thank you everybody for the kind words. I’m really glad it made some people happy. And I’ve received so many nice e-mails too!
Baglady, I understand now. Thank you!
I write a bit, but have never posted anywhere. I’ve since been told that even though this story has no profanity (other than 2 occurances of “kick ass”) and no real vulgarity, that it will probably be banned. So it’s unlikely I will be able to post anything else here.
However, Hamadryad has begged for a story, and if I can do one for her I may post it on FFF (at Surgoshan’s suggestion). Unless the mods here really don’t care…
And I understand completely if they would - The Straight Dope is not alt.sex.stories, and not intended to be. But I thought this story was as tasteful as possible and might pass muster, esp. considering other threads such as “Naughty Love Letters” et al. And there were special circumstances involved.
On a related note - although I have a great many friends here, it is unlikely I can respond to more than a couple requests for stories for a few reasons. First, I have carpel tunnel which limits my ability to type after a while. Second, I’m not really that good or imaginative, although if the mood hits me I can create a decent lunchtime story (evidently, from the reaction I’ve received - thank you all once again!). And also, I need to know the person I write about somewhat - I have to visualize and create the scene entirely in my mind, and that doesn’t work well with people I don’t know that well. In fact, by the time I’m done writing the story I almost feel like I’ve been through an intimate relationship with them.
Also, I’m somewhat busy as well currently on my 25th page of a long erotic short story written especially for a sweet person on this board, who will be nameless. Unless SHE asks that it posted, and mods agree.
It was sent to Falcon via e-mail well in advance of the posting. Not only did she want it posted, but she asked me to write it in the first place. Ask her yourself if you are still concerned. E-mail her. No, in fact, I will cut and paste from the letter I sent her BEFORE I posted it.
I hardly think one can argue that those are not pretty fair and free options for the person written about.
And since I will not post any of her e-mail back to me without her permission, you will have to take my word for it she agreed that I could post it. Even better, ask her yourself.
From e-mail, paraphrased with no identifiers:
Thank you for the suggestion, however I don’t want to maintain a website currently. I will in the future when I get a server placed here with a static IP though.
From e-mail, paraphrased with no identifiers:
All very good suggestions, thank you. However, I don’t think my stories are that good, and I really only posted it here to share with the community I love so much. They are not intended for mass distribution, I simply just don’t want to.
Oh yes, and finally:
For your eyes I hope.
Again, thank you all very much who have commented thus far. By all means, please keep the comments coming! And vote if you want a Hamadryad story to be posted later on, with the moderators and her permission of course.
WOW! You write very well. I do hope this is only the first story of many.
Thank goodness I have a bit of time before i need to go to work.
I’m not at home, or I would C&P my email back to Anth directly. Instead, I’ll paraphrase. I gave her full permission to post the story. In fact, I believe my exact words were “I give you free and full permission to share this with others.”
So, as was said, I agreed with the posting. I still do. hugs Anth And thanks again.
Hmmmm if you will re-read my post, I didn’t say that I was concerned, I said that I was surprised. To each his own.
Thank you for your response ultress. That’s fine, I understand what you meant. I just wanted to make clear that I would not post without the other person’s permission, and that I do take great pains to avoid making people feel uncomfortable.
Anthracite, That was very well written. I don’t think I can Leave my desk now!
As far as you thinking your stories are not good enough, if that was written at your lunch…send off your stories trust me they are VERY good.IMHO