Mr Nielsen, I Most Sincerely Regret that I never got to call you Shirley. 
Hey, you try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes…
Surely there wasn’t been another movie that strung a bumch of cliches together like Casablanca until Airplane.
Thanks for the laughs [del]Shirley[/del], Leslie
ETA: If they make a movie of his life, the lead should be played by Jim Parsons.
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Who are you, and how did you get in here?
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I’m the locksmith, and, I’m the locksmith.
Is this some sort of bust?
RIP
It’s an entirely different form of dying… altogether.
I know, but it’s too good a line to miss out
Is that a good sign?
mmm
RIP to the RCMP’s Buck Frobisher:
Pnemonia? That’s no way for a man to die. A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!
Not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.
Cigarette?
:smack: Already done.
As punishmnet, feel free to appear in my high rise appartment with a concrete dildo.
Yes. Very impressive.
Saayyy, nice beaver.
Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
Thank you! I just had it stuffed.
Sorry, I have to go boil a roast. How hot and wet do you like it?
Damn you, joebuck20!
Very hot, and awfully wet.
Oh, and one more thing, I faked every orgasm.
Yes. I know.
He lived to die of pneumonia because he always practiced safe sex.
Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit breathing…
this is were i knew him from. a great guy on a great show.
Let’s just step out into the Japanese garden…
With a giant body-length condom, I assume.