Don’t let your mind wander too far while ironing clothes. If you do, you will forget where your other hand is in relation to the iron.
Hold the knob on the toilet down for at least a 3 count when flushing.
Don’t steam a wrinkle out of girlfriends blouse while she is wearing it.
As suggested by the earlier IMGUR link and confirmed by my personal experience, don’t hold a soldering iron like a pencil even if it is called a pencil soldering iron.
Never, EVER, ask a woman when she is due unless you have heard her state she is pregnant.
Mufflers on running tractors are hot. Take the fall to the ground rather than grabbing one to catch yourself.
This. Big time. :eek:
So you believe two people in a relationship must be similar types of people in order to be successful? Or am I reading too much into what you’re saying?
But a guy who says he’s 6’0" will still usually be around 6’0", right?
The operative word in Baker’s statement is JUST. These are lessons individuals have learned through their own personal experience. YMMV.
Carry on.
Hence my question. Directed at Baker. that is. 
If your instincts tell you to run, then run.
Can I ask how you learned this the hard way? It seems like it’d be an interesting story.
Hey, I can comment on your post if I want to. I don’t have Baker tied up under my desk. It sounded like you were trying to start a fight. Maybe you didn’t realize how you came across. Smiley doesn’t help.
Did I suggest you shouldn’t be allowed to post? And I’m sorry but the only one who sounds like they want a fight is you.
Its an embarrassing, personal story and I’ve probably spent at least $5000 on PTSD therapy due to it.
Oh I don’t want you to bring up anything that is difficult to talk about. I only thought to ask because you mentioned what you did in your first post. No worries.
Wait, you and Baker…?
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Hot Pyrex looks just like cold Pyrex. I watched a few people learn that the hard way in chemistry labs.
lol 
The gun is loaded.
Also
Neodymium magnets larger than a quarter will make you bleed.
Do not EVER, under any circumstances, try to adjust a alternator tensioner pully in the dark, ½ inebriated…
Fingers do not go around drive pulleys well…and it hurts…a lot!