Oki-Dokie. The “leaning-Superman position” is the one used when the male finds himself aroused, turgid, if you will, and in dire need of urinary relief.
To wit: facing the tiolet (un-clogged, preferably), leaning against the wall, supporting ones-self with one or both hands (one hand may be need to gently direct ones member downward) in an attempt to keep from whizzing on the towel rack above the toilet tank.
Standing (leaning) with ones arms extended above ones head can, visually, remind one of Superman, hence the name.
You do realize you’ve given Esprix a mental vision of you “standing at attention” to carry around with him for the rest of the day? I don’t care what everyone else says, think, you really are a nice guy!
[sup]Then again, you’ve also given the rest of us that same image…THE PAIN! THE PAAAAAIIIINNNNNN! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!![/SUp]
i applaud you, friedo. dont listen to them. sometimes a fella’s just GOT to pee outside. cuz we can.
as to morning thickness and other turgidity, what i do is start a stride or two away, and just walk it in as the anointing is flowing. my wife never ceases to be astonished by my facility in this regard. stupid pee tricks!
I live in student housing, and even I could pee in the sink. And I’m a chick! Case of beer, stack of textbooks, spindle of bargain CD-Rs … the list goes on.
Am I the only one here on friedo’s side? For fuck’s sake, I weight the options in my mind, shower, sink, broken toilet, balcony… Balcony leaps out in my mind as THE answer. Perhaps this is only because I have been looking for an excuse to piss over my balcony for several weeks now… but perhaps not.
Friedo, I feel for you. You have done what I never had the balls to try, and, rain or shine, I admire you.
–flup where the sun don’t shine
Thanks for your support, flup. I think you have it in you. I think one day, when you go strong and The Force is with you, you will piss off your very own balcony.
I have no problem with friedo pissing of the balcony. However, I will be very careful about where I park in the future.
I followed the links to the pictures from the column. I don’t know what was more appalling, the pictures, or the bad music accompanying them. I feel that the song (Dust in the Wind) is screaming for more appropriate lyrics to go with the pictures, but I haven’t the skills to come up with such a thing myself.
Don’t worry, I’m sure that guy won’t be pissed about someone pissing on his car’s windshield. Better to find number 1 on your windshield, than number 2.
