Oh dear. Chocolate and beer I can do, provided they don’t mind the cheap stuff (broke college student after all), but… What’s a “cockie”? Sounds downright perverted if’n you ask me, but if you can link a recipe I’ll try my best to come up with something passable to keep Swampy placated. 
Blurf, every waking hour of the past 3 days. Peri-menopausal girly-time TMI ick which did not make me feel like socializing much at all.
Belated Birfday Wishes to you Smartie. Greetings and Happy B’day to you, FarmerChick, too! Did Willow make it okay? SQueeeee!!
Stauder, congrats on your acceptance.
Muppet, about your dental work…have you tried those new plastic toothpicks with the tiny, fuzzy bottle cleaner-type ends? I can manage to get them completely through my super cramped molars, whereas floss can barely be forced between them by my hygenists. They come in small hard plastic dispensers, like Tic-Tacs.
rigs, 'atta girl. Keep your eye on the prize (that would be YOU). I hugses you.
kaiwik, I’m just gonna say I think going to the pool is good for your mind, body and soul.
You pumped your fist in the air behind your kid’s back, didn’t you? 
Sorry to hear HRH is not well, Dotty.{{both}}
Welcome**, Moonie**! :peeks in bag looking for pie Did you eated it?
Oh, Dotty, I’m so sorry. That sucks. I hate it when doctors go all superior. And even more when it means the kid is much more miserable than she needs to be. 
I hope she feels better when she wakes up.
Mr. Lissar came home almost paralyzed with exhaustion. We’re going to bed almost right after Nat does, I think. First I’ll have a bath and eat chocolate, though.
Ask BBBobbbio. He shall never live that down. 
However, bein’ as I’m super nice and sweet and all, I’ll give ya a hint. I’m gay. Oh and welcome to the MMP Moonie. That’s your nickname. You are now officially stuck with it. Learn to love it.
FarmBabe it’s a nickname that’ll work for now. Congrats on the horse and turnin’ the big 5-0. MMP tradition is you get sung to by da bear on your bday, soooo…
**
Haaapppyyy biiirrrttthhhdddaaayyy toooooo youuuuuu!!!
Haaapppyyy biiirrrttthhhdddaaayyy toooooo youuuuuu!!!
Haaapppyyy biiirrrttthhhdddaaayyy deeeaaarrr FFFAAARRRMMMBBBAAABBBEEE!!!
Haaapppyyy biiirrrttthhhdddaaayyy toooooo youuuuuu!!!
**
rigs hang in there. You did the right thing.
Today the high temp was 75 Amurrkin. Same for tomorrow. Y’all can have the snow and ick snowbunny and taxi. Gimme the warm temps anyday.
Feel better MOOOOOOM. All you other sickies too.
It’s my Firday night! WOOHOO!!! No more work 'til Sunday afternoon. Of course, tomorrow I do need to defilthyfy da cave, but still, beats work.
Speakin’ of work, I now know what it would be like to work somewhere where Satan is the system admin. If it could possibly go wrong with a 'puter/system/tool, it did today. Looks like tomorrow wil be more of the same.
Need I explain why I am one happy bear cause I don’t have to be there tomorrow?
I don’t have a pony OR a nickname. sob
Eh, ponies are overrated. They poop big poo.
:: hugs for Dotty and HRH ::
Happy Belated Bday Smartie!
Sorry, I knew I was forgetting something with my first post. :smack:
I love spring, but one thing I don’t like about it is the dryness. It plays havoc with my skin. And the gross yellow dust from China doesn’t help either. Ick.
Don’t feel alone, goddess, neither do I. On the other hand, how does one turn Taters into a nickname? It’s already short, so there you go. I guess one could say N.O.T. is sort of a nickname for me, because if anyone is talking about any kind of taters besides me, they type that in.
I don’t have a horse either. I wanted one really, really, really, really, really badly when I was girl, but never got one. Thank goodness I had friends who had horses.
Happy Birthday, Farmerchick and grats on the horse.
It snowed here last night and the commute was a bit slick for many drivers. Tonight, temps are supposed to drop even lower than last night, but the snow from last night did melt off today, so hopefully the roads will be alright.
Dotty, I hope HRH gets over her bug quickly.
I survived another day of work and meetings. Today I was presented with my 25 year pin and certificate. Only six months late! However, paperwork moves very slowly within the federal government HR system, so I should be pleased I got it this close to my 25 year mark.
Only 11 to go and then I can retire. I’ll only be 56 when I retire. Of course, if the markets don’t improve I’ll probably be unable to afford to retire.
Hmm, guess I’ll cruise the net for a bit and check my Facebook.
I love the “ladyface”–not at all sure just what it means, but it feels right. 
From last week’s detour into the silly and immature I want to add this:
Nike condoms: Just Do It.
I am home from a very pleasant day at work. Annoying Coworker and Always Assumed AC and This One Were Inseparable Coworker are feuding, which means that AC is being more pleasant to others, since her buddy is not with her. Social dynamics: the fun way to pass the time!
I did read the thread, but have MMP-nesia. Cannot seem to recall much of it. For jsgoddess, who is sans nick and pony: I hereby dub thee,** equinenymph!** (ok, maybe it needs some work).
To those who have cranky children–put them in water.
To those who have snotty, vomitty, mucusy-filth children–EW! Get them away from me! (seriously, I do hope things get better–and see below).
When Daughter was about HRH’s age, if not even smaller, she got a wicked diaper rash from the antibiotics she was on for her chronic ear infections. This was explosive, nasty stuff–I think the military was looking into using it for a biological weapon. Anyway, as he is leaving the room, Dr “I Have a Wife Who Sees To These Things” Pediatrician says to me, “regarding that rash, just leave the diaper off.” and toddles off. I am surprised the door didn’t melt from my enraged laser beam eyes.
What I did was every time she exploded in the rear was to (literally) hose her down, using the handheld shower head in the tub, followed by a buttload (heh) of Desitin on the affected area. Her rash cleared up in about 2 days.
Ok, so it doesn’t help with puke. But I told the story anyway. I’m practicing for my nursing home days when I can bore all visitors, but they must listen because I haven’t made my will out yet.
Off to bed soon. Tomorrow doesn’t promise to be as nice as today. TH has only said one word to me tonight (hello). He is now asleep. The Old Boy Network was either not tapped or doesn’t work–I’m not about to inquire as to which, but breathe a sigh of relief and move forward.
Hmmmm… how bout jess? Or odd? HerHoliness perhaps?
Oh and Taters you are officially N.O.T.. We could use it everytime to refer to you if’n ya like.
I have just learned that Muppet nominated me as Patron Saint of TMI. I cannot for the life of me imagine why she would think of me in such a way.
Programming note: Agony Aunt Ryl is now Tuesday-Thursday.
I am grumpy tonight.
Tomorrow Former Roommate will (supposedly) show up to pay some of her back rent. Complicated Roommate is going to lay down the law on her. If she does not pay/does not respect the law/does not show up, the whole sordid affair will take on a legal aspect. I am going to do my damnedest not to be there when FR is because I really will be a Slapaho princess if I see her again. You do. not. fuck. with. my. money.
I like Her Holiness. It made me giggle.
Your diaper story made me giggle too, rigs. Also: hang in there. Tell TH to get out there and find a job like he’s supposed to.
Welcome horsie and FarmerBabeand Alastair! Congrats on the school news and the new horse (and birthday!)!!!
Hope you’re feeling better, FCM.
**swampy **and TMI. What are two words that are never found together in a sentence?
Shouldn’t you be NNOT, Taters?
I had an exhausting day at work. A couple of the departments I work with closely are having dramas and I’m having to force everyone into playing nicely and getting stuff done. It is making me crazy. :mad::rolleyes:
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I was good and went to bed on time last night, but woke up inordinately early.
I’m about to get ready for bed so that I can make it two punctual bedtimes in a row.
Envy my exciting life.
GT
@___@ Wow, and here I thought my name would be immune to nicknaming by virtue of pretentiousness and the fact that I’m new and don’t post much. Guess I was wrong XD
And yet… I actually really really like it. It’s cute and totally appeals to my inner pretty/girlyboy. blushes and flits his ears Hehe, I may try to get my irl friends - the girls at least - to call me that!
surruptitiously brushes the crumbs from his whiskers and mumbles something incoherent about custard and crust
jsgoddess: How about just using Jay as a nickname? Its not super-creative but it works. Oh, and your pony should arrive soon! :3
Taters can be O.T. for “Our Taters” to differentiate her from “N.O.T.”
If they are supposed to fit, HerHoliness is right out, but odd is right in.
I finally understand the N. O. T. reference! Whee! I’m getting the hang of this heah mumpishness.
PM to rigs…
Off to bed now, it’s been a crazy week so far.
Oh, forgot to mention that I lost and found my debit card, but it was too late and I had already cancelled it. The worst part, though, is that I’m also barred from viewing my account online until it gets here.:dubious:
Home from class, dosed with generic NyQuil, waiting for it to kick in. I already called my boss and told him I’m not coming in tomorrow. That way, I don’t have to wake up early to call him. I can sleep in.
**FCD **is off tomorrow, too, since he worked last weekend. So we’ll have a long weekend, tho going to my mom’s Sunday for dinner kills one full day.
Class went well. I’ve cut out all the pieces for my 2nd project (pop art - a giant tape dispenser) and I think I know what I’m doing for the 3rd project (a 4-piece set - I’ll do 3 planters in a common saucer base.) Now I just need to do my research project on raku and figure out what my “social commentary” piece will be.
Two weeks, then spring break. No Ft. Lauderdale for me, tho…
OK, the drugs are kicking in. Hugs to all who need them. I’m off to beddy bye. Virtual, germless kisses to all! MWAH!!
Ok, then I say call her Odessa (jsgoddess or whatever her name is now!)
I’m calling her Odessa. Or OdessaJ, just to be contrary. Or OdessaJessie! Ok, now am giggling.
TH just emptied the dishwasher and went back to bed. I’m trying to stay up for Daily Show. Hope I make it.
You guys crack me up with your nicknaming antics! Love ya!
Mr Rebo is home and passed out in the recliner. Ahh! Back to normalcy!
It crossed my mind to ask the mods to officially change my name to Rebo. It would be my second user name change. What do you think? Is it worth it? I even have people in real life calling me that, 'cuz I use it as my handle when playing computer Texas Hold 'Em at the bar…
rigs, ladyface is one of the random terms of endearment I throw around… it just seemed to be appropriate for the moment is all.
Dotty, hope poor little HRH is feeling better. That doesn’t sound like a particularly pleasant day for anyone at Chez Dotty.
Criminey, thanks for the tip. I’m gonna have to check out the tooth stuff aisle at the drugstore to see if they carry those doohickeys and give them a try. Anything that doesn’t involve carefully threading floss around the million obstacles in my mouth would be a welcome change.
And on that note, The Boy is finally home. Yay! I’m gonna go coddle him… he’s had a rough week.
I like Rebo, Rebo.
I wish there were a list of usernames. I’d like to change mine to something a bit less eyebrow raising when I get a ton of Valentines.