Does Sue really get to call hair AND eyes? If not, George Clooney’s eyes; if yes, his chin. Not as laughable as Leno’s, but still something you can grab onto IYKWIM. 
Oh, and if we can call two items, Harrison Ford’s hands.
[sub]This is all for the guy.[/sub]
For the guy, of course:
A goatee and a nice set of sideburns. Not overdone, but present. Kinda like Tim McGraw’s.
If we can do two: Dario Franchitti’s upper body. Nice and toned by working out and manhandling race cars around the track for a living, but not overly muscular and uberbuff.
If only voice wasn’t taken… Gunslinger’s got the best, and Elliott Sadler’s in second with that sweet sexy Virginia thang…
Hey, I’m from Virginia. I guess now I have a “sweet sexy thang.” My mom will be so proud.
Perfect woman: She’s already been built and has been walking around for awhile. Her name is Sophia Loren. Tall, Italian, sophisticated, and built for comfort, not for speed. Pardon me while I … oh, never mind.
Ooops…I misunderstood the subject. I thought the “perfect human” was male and female.
Something to think about, anyway…
Peace,
TN*hippie
Let’s not forget the high self-esteem for both, now. How many tearfests and arguments could we be safe from?
Why are all the men ignoring the diaper changing aspect of my Perfect Man? :mad:
Obsidian, take me! Here I am, the perfect male!! [sup]of course you’ll have to share with Astrogirl, but I’m sure something can be arranged![/sup]
Prima, changing diapers? EWWWW! Isn’t that women’s work?
RUN AWAY QUICKLY
Hey, I’ve changed about 9 ka-billion diapers in the last year. No worries there.
But it’s kind of a self-selecting thing. Those of us who are really good at changing diapers are already in the clutches of a female. At least this one is.
For me personally:
The perfect woman (based only upon her LOOKS) would be Tara Monroe. Natural long red hair, perfectly shaped body, a smile that melts my heart every time, an ass that is simply sublime… [Drool]
::Gets that hypnotic hazy look in his eyes::
uh… what was the original question?
Oh. Yeah… the perfect woman.
But there is so much more than just looks.
Therefore I won’t submit anything that is based on looks for the perfect woman, but I will submit that she be smart, understanding, funny, an independant thinker, but also somone who respects me.
Continuing with the man… he will have Gabriel Byrne’s hair for **Sue[\b], 6’4" lets say for **obsidian[\b]. For **Trose[/] he has George Clooney’s eyes and Harrison Fords hands. For racinchikki he will have Tim McGraw’s sideburns and goatee and Dario Franchitti’s (whoever that is) nicely toned upper body. MORE whipmarks added for Primaflora.
Continuing for the woman… Just a little bit of Janeane Garofalo’s Angst for Padeye. She’ll have a little thickness to her for iampunha and myself. She will also be Tall, Italian, sophisticated, and built for comfort like Sophia Lorin for plnnr. For Dragwyr she will have Tara Monroe’s naturally red hair.
BOTH will be smart, understanding, funny, an independant thinker and Let’s not forget the high self-esteem.
Neither will ever mess up codes…
And both would be financially set.
Maybe we should get these two far apart from eachother, to make sure they don’t get together, since they are perfect.
Hmmm, lessee, the perfect male…
Would never yell or bark at me, even when I was being forgetful and air-headed.
Would take me to see bad B movies, crappy live punk shows, and disjointed performance art, because he knew it made me happy (even if he didn’t especially like that stuff).
Would kiss my injuries when I happened to fall down instead of telling me to be more careful next time.
Would develop an unquenchable desire for weird antique furniture and bizarre kitsch.
Would be able to outdrink me.
But hey, who’s perfect? Remember, we’re talking absolutes here!
Natural Selection. I’ve changed quite a few zillion since we had Chaos and Destruction (aged 2 & 1). Doesn’t faze me in the slightest anymore.
Note that I’m also happily married.
Does the perfect man have Scylla’s intellect and Fenris’s sense of humor, or vice versa? We can’t lose either way.
…gaaahhh!! just proves my non-perfectness!!!
Fucked up code AGAIN!
The perfect man’s voice, were it not already taken, would be Koyasu Takehito’s. Bar none.
And you know how Antonio Banderas has that amazingly sexy way of kind of smouldering out from under his eyebrows? With that little smile? Perfect man has to have that.
Red hair, short in stature, B cups, round hips, thick lips, preferably wearing both anklets and a choker.
Hey, Whammo, that’s cool. Pobody’s nerfect, right? Thanks for the vote of confidence! 