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Dotty–I can’t take it anymore. Here I had a pic of you and Baby Teeth as petted favorites in the seraglio (spelling?), with enuchs (spelling?) and turbanned Sikhs standing guard. Turns out it’s all heat, fast food, inlaws and wonky ovens.
I’m crushed I tell you. Next you’ll be telling us that the toilet backs up and that you just can’t good plumbers during Ramadan!
Where are the peacock fans? Where are the small slaves sent to entertain and amuse? Where is the damned Djinn in a bottle? I base all I know of Saudi Arabia on Aladinn and the Bob Hope/Bing Crosby Road movies. 
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Well, the downstairs toilet has been leaking lately, and we are still waiting for the plumber to come and fix it, despite the fact that MIL arranged for him to do it weeks ago! And it is actually quite difficult to find good tradesmen during Ramadamadingdong, primarily because they are all too tired to do anything other than yawn and smack their lips noisily in a vain attempt to produce some saliva to wet their parched throats!
I do actually have a funny story about the word “eunuch” - all to do with a short story I wrote in 10th grade. Will tell you about it later.
I don’t actually own a fan, other than the numerous ceiling fans throughout the house (and, I suppose, technically they belong to MIL). I think it will be a couple more years before we can put HRH to work for us (I dunno about slaving though - that may be a bit harsh!
), although she is already pretty adept at amusing us!
As for the Djinn in the bottle (or Djinnee, if you want a girly-girl), I am still trying to train my husband to say, “Your wish is my command, mistress!” It is more difficult than you might think - the closest I have gotten is, “From your lips to God’s ears!”, which isn’t quite as effective!
Swampus, add my voice to the chorus of “Take the test!”
rosie, nice pics - it sure looks like you had a fantastic time. Did you raise much money?
Bobbio, fingers crossed all sorts itself out for VWife’s bionic knees!
taxi, thanks for reposting the brownie recipe - saved me looking for it! 
Nooner, home delivered McD’s is bad enough. Home delivered from Armageddon? That just sounds like the ultimate death sentence! I gotta say, I was stunned when I first got here at all the places that offer home delivery. Not just Pizza Hut, Domino’s and Papa John’s, but Hardee’s, KFC, McDonald’s and every corner store in the country (very handy if you run out of milk or eggs and can’t just leave the baby on the lounge room floor to duck out and buy some more).
Okay, off to rouse hubby from his slumber and boot his butt into the shower to get ready for another day.