Let's have a musical scavenger hunt!

Let me elaborate:

What I’m looking for are clues and twists on existing song lyrics.

For example, if I gave the clue, “Singer shows frustration at not receiving a slang term for a hand job from one of those Asian ‘spas’,” then someone would answer with the line, “so much for my ‘Happy Ending’,” by Avril Lavigne.

Am I making sense? Imagine that the song lyrics you come up with are the answers to a crossword puzzle. How would you word the clues?