Howdy how, Doperinos and Doperinas,
I was just thinking that every great person needs a theme song. I dont have a theme song, yet I am great. I need to rectify this situation. If you disagree, then you smell.
So, let’s all make theme songs for the person posting above us. Since I’m the OP, I’ll start with my own. The person posting after me can either do me again or make one for a doper of his or her choosing.
OK, let’s do this:
Crime getting you down? A new hero’s in town.
Get set get ready and goooo
Autooolycus, bold and in your face,
Autooolycus, this hero sets the pace,
Autooolycus, a lover and a fighter,
Autooolycus, evil guys are blighters,
When the bad guys are all prowling the town, with an evil dastardly grin,
The damsels in distress all run in fear, crying to the night,
their innocent voices fly on wings, to our hero’s secret lair
Autolycus, Autolycus, save us from our plight!
Autoooolycus, the biggest action dude,
Autoooolycus, to villainy he’s rude,
Autoooolycus, he gets all the bodacious chicks,
Autoooolycus, booze and drugs dont mix! Stay in school kids!
Ok well that sucked balls, but at least it was something. Now you try 