Everyone probably has one. You know the one that would go off as you entered a room.
Theme from Bonanza for me. Plus I always thought that I was a Cartwright in another life time
“Somebody Kill Me” by Adam Sandler.
“There are many sweeping generalizations that are always true” -Space Ghost
Oh, I don’t know. It depends on what mood I’m in.
If I’m feeling mysterious, it’s probably “Daily Nightly” by The Monkees.
If I’m feeling silly, it’s probably “Auntie’s Municipal Court” by The Monkees.
If I’m feeling rebelious, it’s probably “Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye” by Michael Nesmith (Note-actually ALL these songs are by the Nez)
If I’m feeling drunk, it’s probably “Dedicated Friend” by Michael Nesmith.
If I feeling love, some alien being has taken over my body. However if I’m feeling lust, it’s probably “Sweet Young Thing” by The Monkees.
Jim Petty
An oak tree is just a nut that stood it’s ground
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if i’m feeling melancholy, “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper.
Otherwise, any song by Cake will do.
“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”
“Banana Love” by The Bobs.
How 'bout “Slave to Love” (Bryan Ferry)? 
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Alexandre Dumas the Younger (1824-1895)
Born under a bad sign.
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
“Flintstones, meet the Flinstones, they’re a modern stone-age family . . .”
“Lie to me” by Jonny Lang
Unforgiven
Three guesses … 
Feeling good.
Bad Moon Rising
Oooowwww baby!
Getting ready to go somewhere.
Putting on the Ritz.
Feeling crowded.
Green Acres
Don’t ask how they got green or why they hurt.
For me its anything off the Buffet catalog.
I have a song in my head, I don’t know who sings it or what the title is, but its cool and I think it should be my theme song.
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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Manhattan: Which version? The original was great, but I like the Cream version is my favorite. That song’s been covered too many times.
“There are many sweeping generalizations that are always true” -Space Ghost
Lit Up by Buckcherry. It’s pretty self-explanitory if you know the lyrics. Even though I’ve given that stuff up now, it’s still my theme song.
Omniscient - great taste in music, but if you are speaking of the great Jimmy, please get his name right!! B-u-f-f-e-t-t.
“Come As You Are” --the theme of one of my role models 
“The Saint” or “The Sinner” by Orbital
“Rip Stop” by TDF --you have to hear it to get it
“Of course, that’s just my opinion; I could be wrong.”–Dennis Miller
hmmmm all depends
When i’m in a great mood (like yesterday afternoon after a really great phone call) Everyday Sunshine by Fishbone
When I’m morose - There is a Light That Never Goes Out by the smiths
when i’m feeling rowdy - No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo
When feeling tender and cuddly - most any Harry Connick Jr
right now, 3 am, no sleep or hope of sleep: Shriekback “This Big Hush”
Is there a fire in the sky
Is there a moon up there
Is anything alight now
This darkness hears what I hear
This is a breathless silence
A moment out of time
I see your face in the shadows
The tell tale signs are in your eyes
More than I can hold in my hands
Running through the gaps like water
Aching with a passion inside
Deep as the river of desire
The ashes and the fire
Turning this light inside
And the light from you
Is there a flame in the dark
Is there a bright hot star
These creatures look the same now
We freeze wherever we are
We wake alone in the blackness
We sleep wherever we fall
One dream all around us
This big hush infects us all
Holding up my hand in a field
Soaking up the waves underwater
I’m tuned to music no one can hear
Forever in this halflight of desire
The ashes and the fire
Turninging this light inside
And the light from you.
Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey.
Has to be “Kung Fu Fighting”. Sad, no?
It’s bernard, just under new management