Do not interpretations belong to God? (Gen 40:8) For God has revealed what He is about to do (Gen 41:25) For seven years shalt thy telephone be thy faithful servant, verily, it shall heed the numbers that thou dialst, that thou mayest commune with thy staff, and with thy household, and with thy man-servants and maid-servants, and with thy friends who are in thy community, and with the merchants with whom you do thy business, and with thy guards, and thy doctors, and the police who art in the service of Pharaoh to protect thee and thy community.
But for seven years after that, shalt thy telephone forsake thee, and it shall not heed the numbers that thou dialst. In that day, shalt thou cry in vain to commune with thy staff, and with thy household, and with thy man-servants and maid-servants, and with thy friends who are in thy community, and with the merchants with whom you do thy business, and with thy guards, and thy doctors, and the police who art in the service of Pharaoh to protect thee and thy community.
And in that day that thy telephone forsakest thee, also shalt thy Internet connection cease to do thy bidding, and shall thy Broadband and thy Wi-Fi forsake thee in the wilderness. For these are the things that God doth intend, whereof He hast warned thee in the dreams that He hath sent to thee.