Let's misinterpret each other's posts

Are you calling me fat? Huh? Huh? What have you got against fat people anyway? What are you, some kind of fat bigot? Or are you just preaching your anti-vegetarianism on us?

Who are you calling a faggot, don’t you know how insulting that is?

I’m sure she really meant to type maggot.

Faggots? Into the oven with them!

I find Oak faggots make for the best heating in a wood Stove.

Disclaimer: Please note that Faggot means “a bundle of sticks and branches bound together”

There are really three types of maggot – those who can count, and those who can’t.

Liar. It means some kind of pork pie. Mr. Brain’s is a popular brand.

Fighting Ignorance indeed.

Why would you attack the ignorant with guns, you should try to help them.

No, “liar” doesn’t mean some kind of pork pie; that’s “lie”. People who aren’t born and bred to rhyming slang shouldn’t try to use it.

Yes, lye is dangerous and shouldn’t be used.

Like jrfranchi said Cheney is making a bundle with his pork pie projects.

I can’t believe you accused me of that, I don’t even like mince meat.

[hijack] We’re confusing the crap out of Google [/hijack]

Ahhhh, I don’t want this plane to go to Cuba, I just want to get to Atlanta.

Like, the lost city? I didn’t realize they had an airport.

What, are you telling me it takes an airport before you can like a city? There’s many fine cities around without ait transport, and you would do yourself a favour not to forget it.

air transport. :rolleyes:

Hair transport to Atlantis? Is that something like hauling coal to Newcastle?

I prefer Boddington’s, thanks.

I’ve never been to Boddington’s. What’s it like? Do they have any good pubs there?