linoleum. “Howard, come look
at what you did!"
Howard dutifully trotted over,
lifted a hind leg
, and did the cha-cha
. Meanwhile, in the basement
Dr. Xplikzborg’s experiment was
nearing its terrifying conclusion.
Firstly, however, the laundry
staged its rebellion against
being poorly folded and
formed itself into origami
ninja warriors and attacked
the Clothespin Militia, resulting
in unspeakable linen-based atrocities.
Cher (whose laundry it
assaulted), tried to act
calm, cool and most
well dressed in her
clown costume, replete with