Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 2)

sequins, lace and goldfish.

She struggled to control

her electric boobs, however;

(but no Mohair suit)

, reasoning that the Governor

lacked the imagination of

a slime mold, whose

single celled body could

still somehow control Cher’s

motor functions. Sadly her

brain actually operates via

refurbished parts from an

'84 Fiat Boyardi, which

goes from zero to

sixty cans of spaghetti

in less time than

you can say… well,

"Nausea, heartburn, Indigestion, upset

tummy, all cured by

the power of prayer.