some Alka-Selzer, and a
goat sacrifice at midnight.
Meanwhile, Agatha suddenly realized
that the butler couldn’t
have cleaned the bloodstains;
he’d been too busy
arranging the goat entrails
and the horse head
just the way her
Feng Shui guide advised.
When the dark ritual
was noticed by passersby
who called the proper
authorities. They also called
the gutter press who
called the Spanish Inquisition
something you shouldn’t repeat
lest you desire Soft
Tissue Massage from the
Swiss Guard." Meanwhile, in
(See post 298)