and spilled his secrets
as well as its
everted organs (eeww, gross)
. "The Epstein Files reveal
that Epstein the worm
and his worm co-conspirators
hung themselves on fishhooks
with their exposé on
Blawnox nightlife," Geraldo Rivera
then engaged a lawyer
(That grammatically makes no sense after the phrase in quotation marks, but OK…)
who promised to overcharge
both their fees and
electric chair; the resulting
shower of white-hot sparks
ignited the tattered drapes
, and when the fire
spread to the magazine
“Busty Housewives” that’s when
the Dalek’s plungers immediately
pointed directly upwards, for