all of twelve seconds.
Dalek sexual arousal, admittedly
a mythical or rare
occurrence, has inspired much
intergalactic porn, such as
the legendary "Debby Does
Davros". Leading to lawsuits
and intergalactic war. A
[Bits put that one up on a nice high shiny tee for you, Lumpy. 
]
key piece of evidence
, discovered in a cavity
of Orson Bean’s barber,
implicated the entire cast
of Yellowstone- which was
a huge horse dildo
. The defendant denied having
ever touched the thing,
yet five witnesses have
reported arcane rites performed
whenever a full moon
bathed the Blawnox suburbs