Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 2)

all cities with skyscrapers

and tacky dive bars,

(thanks for the fish)

, which has nothing to

do with scuba diving

on Mars. Of course,

the canals are just

too darn chilly to

swim in without your

very thick long johns.

made of special wool

from the Martian Marmoset

aka Animalis Alliterativis Extraterrestialis

, whose secret weapon is

(Look for and go with punctuation in preceding posts, please, folks)

relentless sarcasm, it’s really

obvious.

Just then, eleven

Apostles of the Unholy

wombat appreciation society , tried

and found guilty, were

sentenced to be thrown