into a cement mixer.
These now hardened criminals
then off the pier
decorated the bottom of
Stoat Bay, until they
detonated a lost nuke
, activating the dreaded ancient
Slovenian Kraken, which usually
hung out in R’lyeh
, but had gotten cancelled
when his ratings nosedived
Down Under. Meanwhile, Lulabelle
the astronaut cow, decided
against her better judgment
to stop drinking Ovaltine
despite the decoder ring
imbroglio. Of course, she
said, "I cannot understand
why the advertisements don’t
show me more prominently!"