several small riots, but
also earthquakes and a
fit of giggling among
the Sisters of Perpetual
(playing off Ferris post)
tidal wave that reached
(playing off EH’s post)
Confusion, who had wandered
off muttering to themselves.
A sudden, deafening fart
caught their attention, naturally.
They thought a brontosaurus
might have ripped one,
and cowered in fear
but mercifully, the lumbering
crew made the noise.
Meanwhile, Blawnox City Hall
cancelled the official Blawnox
Fish Kissing Contest, since
Mayer Todd caught herpes
rather than lake trout
sperm. This sperm is