, as you know, rarely
becoming.
Sadly, Lulubelle wept
as the daleks ruthlessly
edited her English paper,
so that in monosyllables
she was explaining Renaissance
marital aids. Plenty of
milk, and plenty of
whiskey later, she felt
an eel trying to
mate with her wallet
so she quickly grabbed
a sperm whale, who
protested, saying very crossly, "
Nevermore!”
Lulubelle felt her
fate was thus sealed,
altho the seal wasn’t
ever a Navy SEAL
, just an asthmatic walrus,
unfortunately allergic to shellfish