he got a job
eating Donald Trump’s rotten
Remember punctuation, sportsfans!
In play:
, dirty, filthy, disgusting yet
lemon scented edible panties.
His Holy Magnificence thus
declared to the world, "
Ying tong iddle I
play a mean fiddle."
The possessed instrument then
leaped into a volcano,
triggering an apocalyptic sequence
wherein out spewed hot
fudge topping with marshmallows.
Ben and Jerry protested,
but were overwhelmed by
the Chunky Monkeys, who
augmented the maritime onslaught
with eighteen well-aimed volleys
of custard pies, which
caused Ben’s blood sugar