to caramelize. He was
, naturally, a bit dispirited
. Later, as he drove
back to Blawnox, he
transformed into the Candyman
, wielding his razor-sharp Candy
throwing stars and chocolate
tanto to not-so-deadly effect.
When Willy Wonka unsheathed
his massive “treat bar”
the police were called
and charged him with
public inchocolatation, which he
assumed was a joke.
At his trial, however,
the Oompa Loompa jury
condemned him to incarmelization
. "I hereby sentence you
to 3,765,876 Doopity Do’s,
And a hard-boiled egg."