snuck up from behind!
With winged helmets fluttering,
they assailed the wannabees
and slapped them with
a prison diet of liver and onions, and other giblets.
Did we forget the ‘four words’ rule…?
Playing off ‘a prison diet of’:-
strawberries and cream, with
liver and onions, and
ice-cold mugs of thick
pureed grimy gopher guts,
with olives on toothpicks.
And saltine crackers with
a tiny dab of
the essence of virginal
ripe strawberries (or so
they believed.
However, unbeknownst
to the chef, the
Swedish bikini team liked
cilantro.)
Meanwhile, two hundred
Hamburglars tried to steal
a teensy, tiny little