Easy Bake Oven, because
you cant cook in
your Great Aunt Edna’s
cavernous vault of flaming
trolls, whose bouillabaisse is
much too salty.
Meanwhile,
The thread completely lost,
the sewing machine dilapidated,
but Picard said- make
me a pastrami sandwich!
It arrived tribble-nibbled
with sauteed Klingon and
one small wafer thin
chocolate mint, which caused
considerable disorder among the
Q Continuum, whose sensibilities
were offended by the
proctologists convention’s jokes about
my mother and her
XXL suppositories, often used