ferret and named it
weasel the stoat, since
Not in play. In Dungeons and Dragons, 20th level is the most powerful level (in newer rules, that is). So in other words- extremely powerful wizard.
[I think it was the incorrect grammar in question, not the content per se; you likely needed some parentheses there]
that species propels itself
with mighty strokes of
erotic pleasures!
Deep within
every one of us
lies a Mickelson, urging
extreme caution while stoats
are devouring the rutabaga
hotdish and weasels are
scoring miraculous holes in
one, just like POTUS!
One stoat in particular
(named Bartholomew, I think)
wasn’t, shall we say,
a particularly good “putter”:
taking but not putting
, laughing but not happy.
They thus nicknamed him
“Jolly Bart,” but he