realized she lacked ammunition.
So instead, she threw
a fit, embarrassing her
eight gal pals, who
made her parade naked
through Salt Lake City
and to the edge
of the Earth, where
the Wild Things are.
Anyway, Nosferatu boogied at
the barricaded gates of
Blawnox’s sex toy factory,
“Mike’s Wooden Sex Devices.”
The splinters, you see,
appealed to deeply masochistic
old women with huge
Cadillacs, which they used
to pick up lost
schoolchildren with wood phobias.
The Cadillacs were pursued