, as she once drained
the neighbor’s pool. It
was filled with vodka
, incontinent poodles, and inebriated
Latvian folk singers. Naturally,
the poodles successfully launched
their musical career on
the basis of one
big hit: "My Bologna
," the beloved parody of
the John Holmes biography
(the third revised edition)
, where his quite massive
ego butts heads with
eighteen angry Latvian goats.
Meanwhile, under a nearby
paddock on a knoll,
one particularly ambitious slug
aimed a rifle at
the passing motorcade, and