Their quarterback scowled, saying,
“It wasn’t that funny…”
but then even he
had to admit that
the drugs were responsible.
Sonny Collins, a linebacker,
then tried to tackle
the IKEA coffee table
but was blocked by
The Fridge, who proceeded
to chill out, naturally…
until unplugged by Georgeanna.
Sapped of all power,
Sonny took a well-earned
drag on some devil
weed before disconsolately turning
off the lamp and
being sucked into a
interdimensional vortex named… Trudy?
Trudy’s sucking was famous