Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 2)

"The roquefort has ceased

hostilities!”, declared Captain Squirrel

! Who, despite his name

, doesn’t eat nuts, but

instead prefers mushy kiwis.

Ironically, little Cap’n Kiwi

, and his First Officer,

Cmdr. Stork, were just

sitting down for a

game of Fizbin with

no pants on.

A

is for apple. X

is for Elon Musk’s

kiss at the end

of recess.

The professor

, having joined Autodidacts Anonymous,

discovered, in his investigation,

gave li’l Elon a

[gave li’l Elon a] (please ignore)

“discovered, in his investigation,”

something completely and utterly

beautiful, but ignored it.