This had the consequence
of the disregarded lovely
blobfish finally getting a
shot at stardom with
a talent agent and
a googolplex figure salary,
leaving all Hollywood agog!
The critics were unanimous:
"No pineapple on our
Coat of Arms. Furthermore,
there are no pineapples
on the Moon, so
a crash program to
rectify that starts now!"
Soon, the Pineapple Aliens
were selling condo units
on the moon, for
primo real estate was
reserved for wealthy squirrels.
However, the pinnapple aliens