, furious at the Rutabaga
Mafia’s acts of arson,
have recently lawyered up
and filed suit, alleging
(despite the contrary evidence)
that the RM just
offered millions in rutabagas
to the Daleks in
exchange for 500 enormous
rice pudding bowls; enough
pudding for every resident
of the Seven Cities
. Those of us who
hated rice pudding didn’t
feel worthy to question
the presence of “raisins”,
shaped like little Daleks
and strewn about haphazardly.
When they assimilated everybody
they ended up rejecting